May 28, 2012

well, that's a nice present

Tyler: AHH IT'S A BUG!! *runs to get spray*
Me: I think he'll be gone before you get ba-
Tyler: *dives into the kitchen with a bug spray can and assaults it*
Me: Tyler, what if that bug's birthday was today? You killed it! *frowns*
Tyler: Well, happy fucking birthday.
May 21, 2012
Q
my hottie girlfriend
Anonymous
A

my stalker

May 21, 2012
Q
such a pretty girl... so glad you're my girlfriend, babe..
Anonymous
A

Anon, I swear, I will set a fucking bear trap for you

May 20, 2012 • 1 note

wonder who would put a ring on that

Me: I don't wear rings often. They're too big for my fingers.
Tyler: Me either. I don't see why people like rings.
Me: Because humans like shiny-shiny.
Tyler: The only type of ring I want is a Ring Pop. When I grow up I want my husband to propose to me with one. And then I will cry happy tears.
May 20, 2012
Q
you make me smile, honey kins
Anonymous
A

please tell me how I do that

May 20, 2012
Q
come to my house baby girl
Anonymous
A

OKAY I’LL BRING THE AUTHORITIES WITH ME WHERE DO YOU LIVE

May 20, 2012
Q
no i'm not the creepy anon, i was the other one -Tyler
Anonymous
A

sure

May 20, 2012
Q
Why are you saying fab? That's Tyler's word.
Anonymous
A

IT’S NOT LIKE NO ONE ELSE HAS SAID THAT BEFORE

tylerpls I know it’s you

May 20, 2012
Q
my hot girlfriend ugh yes
Anonymous
A

TYLER THIS IS YOU ISN’T IT

May 20, 2012
Q
my beauty queen
Anonymous
A

I’m so fab, aren’t I Anon